• Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
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blake-badgley:

there is nothing worse than realising there’s never gonna be a new episode with your otp in.

10xRose :/ and then the 50th made me think maybe but no

(via rajinz)

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